Dear Hazel,

 

Is it OK if I call you Hazel?I love it best when I soak you up in a sponge and I squeeze it out all over me after a long, hard day in the sun.I let you drench my whole body with your cool, refreshing juice.It is just so great when I let you soak my head and drip down all over my face and shoulders and back.

 

You are just what I need when I am so hot I canít stand it anymore.

 

Youíve always been there for me.So long I canít remember when we first got together.You are so natural.I love your consistency!Your constancy!Your loyalty!Iíll be loyal to you forever!

 

Thanks for being there for me!

 

Love ya,

 

Jim