From The Mouths of Babes - While trying to get my 4-year old, Michael Victor, to eat his dinner, he went into a drill of "Daddy, what is this?" and "Daddy, what is that?" while pointing to his gut or his throat. I replied "That's your stomach, Mike!" and "That's your throat, Mike!". Then he pointed to his "pee wee" and asked, "And Dad, what is this?". Trying to avoid the obvious, I said "Is that your stomach, Mike?" And Mike says "No, this, Dad!" still pointing to his "pee wee". So I give in and say "That's your pee wee, Mike!" Then he says "No, not that! What's behind it?" To which I reply "Well Mike are you pointing to your intestines? or your liver? or your pancreas?" And Mike says "No Dad! I'm pointing to my balls!". We all busted out laughing - Wendy, Melanie, Brian, Michael, and me. I had to run to the bedroom I was busting a rib so bad. That was the best time!
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